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  LOVE ’EM OR LEAVE ’EM DEAD

  LOVE ’EM OR LEAVE ’EM DEAD

  Midge Bubany

  Copyright © 2016 Midge Bubany

  Cover image © Adobe Stock

  Author photo © Stacy Dunlap

  ISBN 978-1-68201-066-2

  First Edition: May 2017

  All rights reserved.

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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  North Star Press of St. Cloud, Inc

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  Dedication

  To Tim Bubany and Anne Jansen for their continued encouragement, love, and support—and for helping me sell my books!

  And to all those who have battled breast cancer including (but not limited to): Amanda, Amy, Angie, Anita, Ann, Anne, Annette, Ardell, Ardy, Audrey, Bailey, Barb, Barbara, Becky, Beth, Betty, Bettye, Bonita, Bonnie, Bonny, Brenda, Candy, Carol, Carolyn, Char, Charlene, Cheryl, Cindy, Chris, Connie, Corrie, Crystal, Deb, Diane, Dorothy, Dottie, Elaine, Elann, Eldean, Elsie, Evelyn, Gloria, Gretchen, Helen, Jack, Jan, Jane, Jane Marie, Janet, Janice, Jeannie, Jennifer, Jo, JoAnn, Jo Ann, Joanne, Judy, Julie, Karen, Karrie, Kathe, Kathy, Katya, Kay, Kelly, Kim, Kimie, Kristy, LaVonne, Leanne, Linda, Lisa, Lois, Lynn, Madalyn, Marci, Mary, Mary Ann, Mary Doris, Mary Jane, Mary Lou, Marion, Marsha, Melissa, Miriam, Molly, Nancy, Nena, Nina, Pat, Paula, Pip, Ricki, Rita, Sandy, Sara, Sarah, Shari, Sherry, Sherri, Sue, Suzi, Suzy, Teresa, Toni, Tricia, Vi, and Wendy.

  1

  Friday, December 12, 2014

  THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME I saw Sonya Donovan alive was at the Birch County Sheriff’s Department Christmas party a week ago. She attended as a guest of my boss, Sheriff Patrice Clinton. She’d been introduced as “The Radio Queen” and given the microphone after Patrice welcomed everyone. Evidently, it was Sonya’s job to kick off Patrice’s reelection bid. The celebrity was witty and articulate, tall and slim, attractive, alive. Today I stood above her dead body.

  “I’m so glad you were able to come out, Cal. I wanted you to handle this case.

  Case? Although her position in her bed struck me as odd, I hardly thought it was a suspicious death. She was lying stick-straight, and her arms lay at her sides outside the plush blanket. On a cold winter’s night, most people snuggled under the covers. I walked around the bed and leaned in for a closer look. Her skin was tinged blue, eyes closed, mouth gaped open—obviously dead—but to follow procedure, I pulled on latex gloves and felt for a pulse. There was none, as expected. I lifted her left eyelid to find the eye already clouded.

  I moved her arms to lift the blanket. She was wearing a sheer black negligee, revealing her slim hips and large breasts. Did women really wear this stuff when they slept alone? The flesh along the lower side of her hips was discolored. Blood begins to collect in the lowest parts of the body minutes to hours after death. I pressed the purple flesh, and because the spot didn’t blanch, I knew livor mortis was at its peak—eight to twelve hours after death. I raised her arm to find complete stiffening, or rigor mortis. Patrice hadn’t discovered her until late afternoon, so she’d died in her sleep sometime in the night. I glanced up at Patrice. She hadn’t moved from the foot of the bed, watching and frowning as I went through the motions.

  “My guess is she’s been gone for at least twelve hours, but Doc Swank can tell us for sure. You have called him, right?”

  “Yes. He should be here any minute,” Patrice said.

  Patrice narrowed her eyes as she stared at Sonya. “Her hair looks weird. It’s too straight.”

  I shrugged. “Did she normally style her hair before going to bed?”

  “You don’t understand. She was always fluffing her hair.”

  “For crying out loud, Patrice . . . she’s dead.”

  She closed her eyes.

  “I’m sorry. That was insensitive. How old was she?”

  “She turned sixty-four last month.”

  “She looks ten years younger. Did she have plastic surgery?”

  “A wee bit, but she’s always taken excellent care of herself. When she had a physical recently, her doctor told her she was more fit than most forty-year-olds, so I doubt she had a stroke or heart attack.”

  Her fitness didn’t mean she didn’t have a hidden medical condition, but I didn’t argue. At the Prairie Days 10K, a thirty-two-year-old marathon runner had dropped dead ten yards beyond the finish line. He had a hidden congenital heart defect.

  “There are no noticeable wounds or signs of trauma,” I said.

  Muscles slacken upon death, resulting in a release of feces and urine, but I couldn’t see or smell the evidence of either. Could she have been moved?

  I put the blanket back over the body and replaced the arms.

  As I checked Sonya’s bedside table drawer, I asked, “When was the last time you heard from her?”

  “Last night around seven.”

  The only items in the drawer were her iPhone and a bottle of Advil. I bagged her phone to look at later, then glanced around the room. The shiny, gold comforter was neatly folded and placed on a trunk at the end of her bed. Not a single article of clothing was draped anywhere—just how I’d like my place if I weren’t living with twenty-one-month-old twin tsunamis.

  A glass of water sat on a coaster next to a Cosmopolitan magazine, on which a television remote control lay. Still gloved, I picked up one of two photos off the bureau. Sonya was near the bow on a yacht, holding onto a straw hat and smiling at the camera.

  “Sonya was a handsome woman.”

  Patrice had come up behind me. “Yes, and she had panache. That picture was taken by her cousin a few years ago on Lake Minnetonka.”

  “What’s the cousin’s name?”

  “Gary Williams. They seldom get together, even though he lives in Wayzata.”

  I wrote his name in my notebook.

  “Dating?”

  “No.”

  I pointed to the large photo on the wall above the bureau. It was of Sonya and a little girl with curly, dark hair in a pink sundress. Sonya was holding the child above her head, their faces lit with laughter.

  “I adore that picture of Sonya and Zabrina,” Patrice said.

  “Her granddaughter?”

  “Yes.”

  Patrice picked up the other photo on the bureau. “This is Sonya with her daughter, Justine, and Zabrina. Justine’s been my best friend since grade school.”

  “I take it you’ve notified them?”

  “Yes, Justine’s on her way.”

  “Is she married?”

  “Divorced for several years.”

  “Tell me about Justine’s ex.”

  “He lives in Oregon. Makes an appearance every couple years and takes Zabrina up to Grand Rapids to visit his parents.”

  “What kind of work does he do?”

  “He was a banker in Minneapolis, but last I heard he owned and operated a bed and breakfast.”

  I walked over to the bank of rear windows overlooking a pool.

  “I’ve heard about this pool. I didn’t expect a view of it through her bedroom window.”

  Patrice came up next to me. “It’s indoor/outdoor. Part of the roof retracts.”

  “That must have cost a fortune.”

  She gave me a wry smile. “Money was no object to the Donovans.”

  I moved to the windows on the east wall. I could see lights on next door. “Did you know my mother and Bobby Lopez live next door?�
� I asked.

  “That’s who moved in?”

  “He put in an offer on Sonya’s house, which, of course, was refused because it wasn’t even for sale.”

  “I didn’t realize he had that kind of money.”

  “He sold his house in California.” At least that’s what he claims. I ambled into the closet. “This is practically the size of my bedroom.”

  She stood in the doorway. “Every woman’s dream.”

  I fingered through her clothing: casual but classic—expensive. I might not know brand names, but I knew quality when I saw it.

  “Looks like she planned to stay a while.”

  “She kept items of clothing up here, so she wouldn’t have to haul much back and forth.”

  “How long was she going to stay?”

  “She planned to leave on Monday. Then the three of them—Sonya, Justine, and Zabrina—planned on coming back for Christmas and New Year’s.”

  I lifted the lid of a clothes hamper toward the back of the closet. It was half-full.

  “She has a cleaning lady who does her laundry.”

  “Okay.”

  I moved to the ensuite bathroom. Two towels and a single washcloth hung on the bar near the large whirlpool tub. Three thick, partially burned candles sat upon the ledge of the tub.

  I checked the drawers of the vanity cabinet. A purple Fitbit watch lay in the top drawer next to a couple bottles of OTC painkillers. I tapped the display of my own black Fitbit. It was nearly four o’clock, so if I was correct on the death being at least twelve hours ago, she’d passed away early this morning.

  As I looked in the other drawers for prescription drugs, I glanced up at the mirror to find Patrice watching me. “To your knowledge, did she use any sedatives, drugs, or alcohol?” I asked.

  “She drank wine and had an occasional martini—certainly not a lush—and she was proud of her lack of need for prescription drugs. Why? You think she overdosed?”

  “Just asking questions.”

  She let out a big sigh. “She didn’t use drugs.”

  I said, “There was no sign of forced entry or a struggle that I could see, so it’d appear she died from natural causes.”

  Patrice nodded. “She was a healthy woman. That’s why her sudden death is so hard for me to fathom.”

  I followed as Patrice gave a tour of the additional two bedrooms on the second story. They were sizable and decorated in slightly different earth tones, each with its own bath. The closets and bureaus contained a small amount of women’s clothes belonging to the daughter and granddaughter. I followed Patrice down the spectacular curved glass-and-steel staircase. What made the staircase spectacular were the colorful, geometric stained-glass panels inset every few feet.

  The front half of the residence had high cathedral ceilings over the great room, library, kitchen, and dining area, whereas the rear was two-storied. The décor and furnishings were ultra modern—cream leather couches and chairs were accented with splashy, colorful pillows. Those same vibrant tones were picked up in three large area rugs placed in the dining area and in the seating areas on the cream marble flooring.

  While we waited for Doc Swank, Patrice insisted on giving me a tour of the house. First, we walked behind the kitchen, glancing into the laundry room. Two laundry baskets contained used sheets and towels. We peeked in the small office, then crossed to the opposite side of the house. We turned just past the staircase, where there was another bedroom and a workout room. A crumpled tissue lay on the floor just inside the room. As an afterthought, I picked it up and placed it in a small paper evidence bag.

  Patrice looked at me questioningly.

  “Just in case,” I said.

  Down the hall, through a heavy door, was the entrance to the pool complex. By the time she’d pointed out the jacuzzi pool and changing areas beyond the Olympic-sized pool, I felt like a house hunter being given a tour by a realtor.

  “Do the Pool Guys service her pool?”

  “I would imagine; they installed it. Now come see what’s downstairs.”

  The door to the basement stairway was next to the library corner and adjacent to the grand staircase. We made our way across the unfinished basement to a wine cellar.

  Patrice’s eyes flashed with excitement as she showed me racks filled with bottles of reds. A ladder on a track allowed access to the top levels. I looked at a few labels.

  “No Three-Buck Chuck?”

  She laughed. “Many of these wines aren’t expensive. She buys what she likes.”

  They sounded expensive to me: French or Italian, nothing I was familiar with.

  Straight ahead was a glass walk-in cooler. She opened the door, flipped on the light switch. “She also has at least fifty bottles of white.”

  I said, “And several bottles of craft beer. Yes, Patrice, your friend’s possessions are impressive.”

  Patrice’s cheeks grew rosy. She avoided eye contact as she selected two bottles of white. As a second thought, she grabbed and handed me a four-pack of Surly Furious. She flipped off the light and followed me back up to the main floor. She proceeded to the kitchen to set the wine and beer in the refrigerator.

  A brown-and-black checked purse sat in the corner on the counter.

  “Whose purse?”

  “Sonya’s. I can’t afford a Louis Vuitton.”

  I shrugged. Opening the purse, I pulled out a matching wallet and found her driver’s license. She used a Minneapolis address.

  “Let’s copy her license.”

  We walked back to the small office behind the kitchen. Patrice used the copy machine to copy Sonya’s license. Still wearing my gloves, I tried to open the desk drawers, but they were locked. Nothing in this room or in the entire house appeared to be disturbed.

  “When did Sonya arrive in Dexter?”

  “Last weekend. That’s why I invited her to our department Christmas party.”

  “So, she’s been here a week.”

  “She is . . . was a wonderful speaker, wasn’t she?”

  “Yes,” I said, as I turned my back to her and moved back to the kitchen, where I looked through the cupboards, wastebasket, and recycling bin. Empty deli food containers had been discarded in the wastebasket, and three wine bottles sat in recycling. Three bottles in seven days would average a half bottle a day. I opened the dishwasher to find it half full.

  “For natural causes, you sure are giving the place a going over.”

  “Did you see her at all this week?”

  “No, she said she had work to do.”

  Patrice pulled an opened wine bottle from the fridge and poured herself a glass.

  “Want one?” she asked.

  I raised a brow. “I’m on duty.”

  She smiled faintly. “I’m not.”

  “I’ll make some coffee,” I said, pointing to the Keurig coffee machine on the counter.

  I found the box of K-cups in the cabinet above and brewed myself a cup of Starbucks. Then we sat at the counter and drank our beverages while we waited for Doc Swank.

  Patrice rubbed the lip of the glass. “David says it was a mistake to make my reelection announcement at the Christmas party. He claims my deputies left the party early because of it.”

  “Hmm.”

  David was right. Who could have missed the mood change of the group after Sonya’s so-called impromptu talk? Deputy Matt Hauser, who planned to run against her, and a number of his best buddies left right after Sonya proclaimed how her longtime friend, Patrice, was a wonderful leader and how we should all stand beside her in her reelection bid. Dallas and I waited to depart until after dessert, as did several others, then joined Matt at Buzzo’s Bar and Grill in Prairie Falls.

  “Is David right?”

  “Yes.”

  Her back straightened as a stricken look crossed her face. “Oh . . . I wasn’t expecting you to say that.”

  “You asked.”

  “I know. All right, how do I fix it? I don’t want to alienate the troops.”


  I wasn’t sure she could fix it. She was never part of the “we.”

  “Maybe you should start by apologizing for using our annual holiday party as a political rally,” I said. “You do realize there are a fair number of deputies behind Matt.”

  “Is he running for sure? He hasn’t filed yet.”

  “He is.”

  “How many deputies are behind him? More than half?”

  “I haven’t taken a poll.”

  “I thought I had a good working relationship with my deputies. What am I doing wrong?”

  “Okay, right there, you said ‘my deputies.’”

  “What are you talking about?”

  “Aren’t we the county’s deputies? Most of us were hired by Jack Whitman or Ralph Martinson.”

  “That’s petty stuff, Cal.”

  “Look, if you want to find out how things are going for your deputies, you should meet with the union reps.”

  “I have. I gave them the white summer shirts.”

  “That was wise. The black was unbearable for summer, especially working outdoor crime scenes. The major complaint was the expense of buying new black uniforms because you didn’t want to wear tan. They were happy with the traditional color.”

  “That’s old news. What else?”

  “Did Sonya marry well, or was she independently wealthy?”

  “You’re changing the subject.”

  “I am.”

  “All right.” She took a sip of wine. “Well, her husband died a rich man, but she made her own fortune. She had a newspaper column years ago, went into radio, wrote a few best-sellers.” She smiled. “She’s strong and quite a lovely person—generous, funny, and unpredictable.”

  I noticed the constant vacillation between present and past tense—hard for people to let in the loss so quickly.

  “What type of radio show does she have?” I asked.

  “Relationship advice. Sirius picked it up a few years ago. It’s called Love ’Em or Leave ’Em. She has one or two guest experts, sometimes celebrities in town for some other event. People call in giving the particulars of their relationship problems and are then given advice as to whether they should stay or leave.”

  “Making life decisions for people based on a single call? That sounds shaky.”